constipation

This story happened in the not too distant past, in quadrant four of the rectosigmoid region near the planet Uranus. In this mystical place there lived an evil genius, and his name was Dr. Megacolon. Dr. Megacolon sought not only to cause pain to all those in the rectosigmoid region, but to destroy the surrounding regions as well.

The evidence of his campaign of destruction was everywhere. Those who inhabited the region were in constant pain, and it showed on their distended little bellies. With each hardened Bowelistic Missle that Dr. Megacolon fired, his power and controlling fear grew stronger.

We all have ways of dealing with jealousy. Some people start to smother the object of their affection. Others withdraw hoping that if they set the person free, that person will come back on their own free will. Then there is the three year old, who poops in her pants.

When the little one was born, the three year old didn't appear to harbor any evil or jealous feelings. However, now that the novelty of a little sister has worn off, that seems to be changing. Thankfully, the change in mood hasn't manifested itself in the form of being too rough with the little one, but rather a much stinkier, non-violent form.