Not the on their death bed, in the hospital type of sick, but just a little sick.
Boogers… we all have them, and we all have various ways of dealing with them. Here are the top 5 things that your daughter should do with her boogers:
Children are dirty. This is not a new discovery, just one I wish I had the solution to. Granted, you could give the child a bath, but that involves moderate effort on the part of the parent. So what to do? How can a parent clean a child with the least amount of effort?
Have you seen this baby?
She is on the loose roaming the streets with Plagiocephaly. Do not approach, she is considered to have arms and be dangerous! She is a white female with a flat, misshapen head, piercing blue eyes, and a smile that melts hearts (which cannot be seen in the mug shot).
There is a monster that prowls around your house, waiting to rear its ugly head. This monster is hungry. What will you choose to feed it? Keep one thing in mind, the monster thrives on negative energy, and with each bit of positive energy that it consumes, it grows weaker.
By definition SIDS is a sudden, unexplained death of a child less than one year old. So if the cause is unknown, why such the strong push to have children sleep on their backs? Statistics show that since the massive 'back to sleep' effort has started SIDS deaths are down, but I also am aware that statistics can be misleading. One of my college roommates even had a class on how to make statistics lie.